WC JOKES

LEGENDARY Posts : 115498 Join date : 2010-07-20 Age : 46

ITV Reporter: "How far are England away from a good team?"
Roy Hodgson: "About 4 hotels"

LEGENDARY Posts : 115498 Join date : 2010-07-20 Age : 46

I think these allegations about Qatar 2022 are a little far fetched.
Fingers crossed Antarctica 2026 doesn't face the same rumours.

LEGENDARY Posts : 115498 Join date : 2010-07-20 Age : 46

So there I was, glued to the television, excitement building and everything ready when my wife walked in.
"You disgusting bastard" She said as she saw the box of tissues lying next to me on the sofa.
You'd think by now the bitch would understand how upset I get when England get knocked out the world cup..

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Terry Butcher has been sacked as manager of Hibernian FC.
Great news - this means he'll be free for the vacant England manager job in three weeks time.

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The World Cup is a lot like my sex life; once every 4 years and largely disappointing.

CHAMPION Posts : 12327 Join date : 2011-11-23

i thought this was a thread about the WC refs Wink

was on 2-1 Brazil for to win over a ton

poxy Oscar Chelsea scum

or if the dodgy penalty wasnt given either way left a sour taste in my mouth

ARGENTINA! ARGENTINA!

CHAMPION Posts : 12327 Join date : 2011-11-23

puppy wrote:: Terry Butcher has been sacked as manager of Hibernian FC.
Great news - this means he'll be free for the vacant England manager job in three weeks time.

LEGENDARY Posts : 115498 Join date : 2010-07-20 Age : 46

love it.... thats facebook bound Twisted Evil

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I've just stocked my fridge with beers for the World Cup, customised for each match.
I've got San Miguel for when Spain are playing because it's Spanish, Beck's for when Germany are playing because it's German and Carling for when England are playing because it's sh*t.

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puppy wrote:

must have been an omen pale

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Spain have a new captain for tomorrow.

His name is Juan Santos. Their pilot for the fight home .

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I'd like to put last night's England result in a good note. For all you lot who have purchased an England top in the world cup, you should still fall in the 14 day returns guarantee. Very Happy

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NIJINSKY Posts : 7785 Join date : 2010-07-19

Rooney said to Hodgson..

I'm not sure if i like it on the left or the right, boss. Can i just stay in the middle?

To which Woy replied...

No, that's the aisle. Just pick a seat and sit down for fook sake.

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Everyone is saying that Suarez's commercial backers will abandon him. His agent needs to get on the phone to Pepperami! 'Its a bit of an animal!'

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