England can still progress in the World Cup, It's possible! All we have to do is beat Costa Rica 3-0. That will guarantee us a better goal difference than the loser of the Italy - Uruguay game. We finish 3rd in the group.
Then.... we get some of the Black guys in the team to break in the Lab and spike the drug test results of the 7 Costa Ricans tested after the last match. The scousers kidnap Sepp Blatter's grandchildren and under duress, he announces that the Costa Ricans have to go home immediately in disgrace. We go through by default!
Far fetched?
Yeah, I suppose 3-0 is a bit of a tall order.
nobody was buying them 
